she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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