She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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