: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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