Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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