Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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