If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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