Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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