i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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