But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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