I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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