so that wasnt chicken after all
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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