Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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