I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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