In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
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why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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