Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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