If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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