Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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