New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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