try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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