Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
