Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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