wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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