Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
