No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
