I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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