you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You can make out without kissing
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