I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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