Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Randomize
