I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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