Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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