i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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