Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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