Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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