Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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