the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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