Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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