he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
worst night to have a conscience
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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