Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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