census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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