I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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