she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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