it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When are your genitals available?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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