I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
