I think my vagina is haunted
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm bleeding and have questions
Shame is for Republicans.
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