I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
you inspire me to be a worse person
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
