Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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