Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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