so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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