Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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