Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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