id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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