Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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