Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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