Please, let me fuck your mom
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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