Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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