No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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